{"id":211,"date":"2015-12-23T13:28:10","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T18:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/?p=211"},"modified":"2015-12-23T14:45:20","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T19:45:20","slug":"56-9-22-00-chicago-ohare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/?p=211","title":{"rendered":"56: 9-22-00 Chicago O\u2019Hare"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chicago O\u2019Hare<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>9\/22\/00<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">9:25 CT<\/span><\/p>\n<p>For one brief yet glorious moment, as I woke from a nap on my plane from LA, I thought I was still in Oz.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Quite the contrary. I was on a plane that took an extra 2 hours to get to Chicago. Lousy weather. And to make matters worse, the plane I\u2019m sitting on is going to Louisville. My Cincinnati flight was cancelled; I was lucky to get this one. I had to stand in line for over an hour, next to the completely intoxicated girl who wouldn\u2019t shut up. Now I have a flight to Louisville, three hours to drive home, I didn\u2019t finish Hesse. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[Editor: unknown meaning of Hesse]<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0I\u2019ll probably miss Dad, and my bag is going to Cincinnati tomorrow morning. If they serve an Aussie Burger on this flight, I\u2019m going to ass-punch someone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>KC<\/p>\n<p><em>[Editor: Continue reading about <a href=\"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/?p=215\">the rest of the story<\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chicago O\u2019Hare 9\/22\/00 9:25 CT For one brief yet glorious moment, as I woke from a nap on my plane from LA, I thought I was still in Oz. Quite the contrary. I was on a plane that took an&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-returnfromaustralia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":231,"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions\/231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/KevinCroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}